Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Day

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Kuch Nahi.
Happy Raha Karo! Bas Yehi Kehna Tha. 🙂
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Us ne mujhe ye keh kar chor diya Faraz Kabhi dekha hai Tum ne Aaeena????

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Main ne kaha Dekha to Nahi Aaeena par dekhi hai film “CHAANDI CHOWK TO CHINA”
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Sorry Aapki Neend Ko Disturb Kya.

Lekin Kya Karon Abhi Abhi Allama Iqbal Mere Khuab Main Aaye Aur Kaha:

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“Soi Hui Quom Ko Jaga Do.”

Aur Khud So Jao.

Good Night.

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Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len. 🙂
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Peeep…Peeep…

Peeeee….Peeeeep..

Peeeeeep…

Peep..Peep..Peeeeeep..

Peeeep..Peep.Peeep..

Peeeeeeeeep

Saamnay se Hat Jao Mera SMS Aa Raha hai.
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Ae meray Rabba,
“Day Carry Dabba”

Ae meray Moula,
“Day 2009 corolla”

Aye meray Moula,
“Sutt bumb da Gola”

“Na raway Karachi Univeresty”
“Na pavy result da Rola”
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Barray Be-reham Hain Tere Shehar k Log Faraz…

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Msg kar k Puchtay Hain

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Ye Khota Kis Ka Hai.
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Arz Hai Aladdin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin.
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Aaj Ka Din… 🙂
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Kehtay hain k ISHQ mai neend Urr jati hai
Faraz…
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Koi Humse bhi to Ishq Karay! Kambakhat Sehri mai neend bohat aati hai. 🙂
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Here comes the Day, Once in a blue moon.

With Chanda mama shining up bright.

And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.

Shining down on the earth wishing us
Happy Eid Mubarak
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Chahat ki us Manzil pe ja pohncha hn Faraz…

Koi dekhe teri janib, mujhe acha nahi lagta.

ASCII SMS Naughty SMS

An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 130 Characters

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party… I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 233 Characters

I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don’t know to express my feelings in SMS.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 172 Characters

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 168 Characters

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 151 Characters

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red – Wild,
Black – Sexy,
Blue – Romantic,
Pink – Seductive
White – Calm,
Yellow – time to change your undrewear!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 159 Characters

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 118 Characters

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 173 Characters

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 178 Characters

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas’s brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 87 Characters

<<
(“,) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,”) misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,”)> WHY?
<( )’
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 157 Characters

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”
Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 138 Characters

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don’t worry, flirting is still free.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 124 Characters

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 131 Characters

Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 144 Characters

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Girlfriends

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters

Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 157 Characters

Santa: “God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: “Shame on you God, you don’t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 234 Characters

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( ö, )( “, )
((“)(“)(“)(“)
The nicest place
in the ‘world’ is right beside someone like u.

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 103 Characters

A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, “Dentist caught filling wrong cavity”.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 93 Characters

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 153 Characters

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, “I have seen this man somewhere”.
After half an hour, “Oh, its the same man, who married my wife.”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 139 Characters

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 107 Characters

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 156 Characters

(“”””””””””””)9mm
/””‘/&/”””””‘
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
“”” FOR MONEY,
(>”<)
( ‘o’ ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(“)_(“) FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 155 Characters

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there’s nothing down here.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters

I am in casualty now, don’t say I didn’t tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don’t STOP.. Missing You

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 150 Characters

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 138 Characters

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 124 Characters

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 127 Characters

Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 133 Characters

Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 133 Characters

A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 143 Characters

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I’ll have to take a bite of u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 133 Characters

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 138 Characters

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you the best!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 120 Characters

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 161 Characters

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 163 Characters

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 138 Characters

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 145 Characters

Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She’ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u’ll hv a child on children`s day. Don’t try this on everybody. U’ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 184 Characters

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 105 Characters

Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters

Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 125 Characters

Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
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( c__________, )
“‘-‘LJI_II_ILJ’-‘”
c how u make me happy!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 147 Characters

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o””o (‘)
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o””o (‘) HELLO!
( ‘.’ )/ /
( . )Geeh som1’s got a dirty mind!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 152 Characters

(_,_)2 stay
(‘) Young
// +SEXY
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) ‘ (
(_,_)THiS
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) ‘ (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(‘)’; OFTEN
// ‘;
(,)) ‘

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 151 Characters

<)”..(>
( (..))
ask piggy if ur a
gud friend
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(..), )

<)”..(>
( (..)

<)..”(>
(..), )

<)’..'(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 174 Characters

——) ‘ (——
—- (_(_)——
—– I I I ——-
–I SEE U BABY–

——) ‘ (——
—-(_)_)—–
—– I I I—–
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 154 Characters

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(_£___=——/
._I__I_,

—-\—-
,–<>–=____/7
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._I__I_,

D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 168 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let’s play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:

A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

RING ME! I’LL TELL U!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 176 Characters

(((((( ))))))
(((( ö) (ö ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( __, ))))))
Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 134 Characters

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I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 108 Characters

One  (‘””()
good ((“)’)
nite (“(,,)
Kiss for you….
* *  (‘””() Bye
*  (“(‘o’,) bye
* (“)(“)(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 123 Characters

(. .) 18 YEARS
).(
( * )

( o o ) 25Y
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( * )

( O O ) 35 Y
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( * )

CHANGE WOMAN BEFORE LATE

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 118 Characters

_________ U’ve
!’–.___.–‘! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§    H A P P Y    §
§      H O L I      §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

Holi SMS, Holi English SMS, 167 Characters

Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 150 Characters

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. “I’ll hear the oldest first,” he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 225 Characters

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 84 Characters

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din’t wear any of them.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause…
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 132 Characters

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 172 Characters

Which Part…
of a man’s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think…

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 165 Characters

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 162 Characters

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters

(“,) FRiÉÑDS
(“,) come & go,
c”,)
(”,)

(“,)
c”,)
(“,)

(“,)
c”,)

c”,) MÉ..?

c”,) NEVER!
i’m here 4eva!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 140 Characters

()””() ()””()
( .”o o”, )I just wana give a HUG…
()””()”()
( ö)ö ) ..2a ‘Special person’ I dont get 2 see often,best wishes..

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 135 Characters

(>”<)
(“( ö, )”) A HÜG
‘( . ) tö ésé ür stréss
,,,,_
( _ _ ) A KìSS
(_ ö _) tò éasé ür paìn

.-. .-. & my
‘. ‘ .’ HÉÄRT
‘ . ‘ tö let U know ì Caré!!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 167 Characters

(é
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(é

( )-
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( )-

(é –
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(é –

( ) –
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( ) –

(é
_; (
(é I miss u Like Crazy

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 124 Characters

(”)….(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””’)-(””’)

o,,,,o
( ‘o’ )
> ”” <
( “‘ )( ‘” )

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 104 Characters

o,,,o /),/)
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)
U’n me forever..
and ever and ever!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 97 Characters

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( o o)
–ooO-( )-Ooo–

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 35 Characters

—-@”””””@—-
—–( ‘-‘ )—–
—(#)MisU(#)—
—–(#) (#)—–

—-@”””””@—-
—–( ‘-‘ )—–
(#)This Much(#)
—–(#) (#)—–

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 155 Characters

._________.
£/ ////______l
) /_(_)
/__/

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 46 Characters

Santa Banta SMS and Jokes

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 128 Characters

Life is only traveled once; today’s moment becomes tomorrow’s memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 154 Characters

Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 160 Characters

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 149 Characters

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 140 Characters

Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 137 Characters

Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 118 Characters

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u’ll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 159 Characters

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 130 Characters

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 153 Characters

Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 148 Characters

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u’ll always be special to me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 127 Characters

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 71 Characters

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 84 Characters

I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 110 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 105 Characters

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 147 Characters

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 160 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 102 Characters

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 93 Characters

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 153 Characters

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 159 Characters

There’s no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 137 Characters

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go… I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Never luk for a Gud Face, it’ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it’ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that’ll miss u every day.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u,
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 176 Characters

We cannot be together,
But we’ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 72 Characters

I don’t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don’t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love You,’ and the way you’re always there.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I’ll always be there 4 you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 138 Characters

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 155 Characters

Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I love U’ to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u’ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you. 2

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters

You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 92 Characters

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we’ll win every fight.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 120 Characters

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters

Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u’ve found luv.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

When we were kids, we couldn’t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 157 Characters

‘I Trust You’ is a better compliment than ‘I Love You’ because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 140 Characters

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I’d stand & wait in the world’s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 99 Characters

How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 125 Characters

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 154 Characters

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 81 Characters

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 163 Characters

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 144 Characters

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 160 Characters

Jeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 128 CharactersLife is only traveled once; today’s moment becomes tomorrow’s memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 154 Characters

Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 160 Characters

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 149 Characters

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 140 Characters

Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 137 Characters

Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 118 Characters

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u’ll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 159 Characters

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 130 Characters

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 153 Characters

Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 148 Characters

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u’ll always be special to me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 127 Characters

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 71 Characters

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 84 Characters

I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 110 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 105 Characters

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 147 Characters

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 160 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 102 Characters

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 93 Characters

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 153 Characters

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 159 Characters

There’s no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 137 Characters

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go… I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Never luk for a Gud Face, it’ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it’ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that’ll miss u every day.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u,
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 176 Characters

We cannot be together,
But we’ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 72 Characters

I don’t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don’t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love You,’ and the way you’re always there.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I’ll always be there 4 you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 138 Characters

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 155 Characters

Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I love U’ to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u’ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you. 2

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters

You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 92 Characters

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we’ll win every fight.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 120 Characters

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters

Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u’ve found luv.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

When we were kids, we couldn’t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 157 Characters

‘I Trust You’ is a better compliment than ‘I Love You’ because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 140 Characters

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I’d stand & wait in the world’s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 99 Characters

How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 125 Characters

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 154 Characters

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 81 Characters

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 163 Characters

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 144 Characters

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 160 Characters

Jeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters