Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Month

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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
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# so Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see …….how Sweetly I LIE

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U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds……
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool…………
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I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let�s start with
Your bank account.
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Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

“Lets practice maths. . .
Ok?

Lets start with addition.

Example:

Your aunt gave you 2 oranges
n 2 bananas.

Whats your answer?”

“Thannk You Auntie!!”
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New Traffic Logo

Please Drive Carefully

As Doctors Are On Strike …. 😉
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Funny Sentence Written
On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl
Walking On Side Of The Road:

“You Are Not Looking At
The Road Right Now,
Be Careful..!” 😉
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When
do you knw ur in love?
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When you start searching for the
cheapest mobile plan 😉
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A Line Written On
Guy’s T Shirt:

All Girls Are Devil
But
My Wife Is Queen…

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Of Them..!!!:-)=P
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~ Giggling Bites ~

If She Is Single . . .
You Have The Whole
World To Compete With . . .

If She Is Committed ,
You At Least Know
Whom To Compete With . . . =P =D
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Girl:- Wats The Proof That U Miss Me..?

Boy:- C my cheeks..

My mamma slapped me..

Coz i was smiling while sleeping..

Thinkng of U..
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In Bed,
It’s 6AM,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it’s 7:45 😀 😀

But In class,
It’s 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It’s still 9:31 😀 😀

Ugly truth
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Steps To Do Before
Studying

– Shut Down The Lappie

…- Hide It

And

– Pretend As If
I Don’t Know
Where It Is . . . =P ;->
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# Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…

Jan|X

Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->

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Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work
make less mistakes.

People who do no work
make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes
gets promoted.

Thats why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.
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12 boys pland 2 propose a girl.

10 came wid a rose

Bt 1 came wid a ring
Dats CONFIDENCE.

Bt wat abt d othr 1?
Wo saala baraat leke aya-OVER CONFIDENCE :
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If ur eyes r sweet,
u will love the world,
but
if ur tongue is sweet,
the world will love u,
&
if both r sweet,

Phir to aap tofan macha dain gy,
MERI TARAH 😉
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”Nothing is old nothing is new,
Its just a matter of point of view,

Enjoy life as happy days r few.
Bcoz life is an ocean & happy moments are like dew.
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# A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don’t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don’t Flirt Wid Strange Women.

I Sleep At Eight O’clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON.” =P ;->

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Son To Papa:Why Mother Sitting So Silent ?

Papa:Nothing Son,
She Asked For Lipstick,
But I Gave Her, ELFI… 😛
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In Next Generation child will sing:

Twinkle twinkle little Cigar,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.

Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day

Girl: I Hate You Get Lost.

I Don’t Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over.

Boy: What happened? I Didn’t Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You.

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Girl: Shut Up I Don’t Wanna Be With

You You Didn’t * “Like” * My Status On Facebook. 😦

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Girl’s Status On FB….
…I’m Feeling Sad N Lonely….

1862 Comments..!!

Boy’s Status On FB…
Goiing 2 Sucide..
2 Likes N 1 Comment
Yar
…Apni Bike Ki Chabi..
N
Mobile Deja..
N Tension Mat Lena Dono K Sath
Teri GF Ko B Sambhal Lunga. 🙂
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Mein Sun k us ki Sub baten,
Faqatitna hi keh paye.

Khafa hona, Mana Lena,
Ye Sadyon Se Riwayat he,

Mohabbat ki Alaamat he.
Giley Shikwey kro Mujhse,
Tumhen sari ijazat he.

Mgar ik baat Meri bhi,
Zra tum yad rkh Lena..

Kabhi Aisa bhi hota he,
Hawaen rukh bdalti hen,
Khizaen Lot Aati hen,,

Khataen ho hi jati hein.,,
Khafa hona bhi Mumkin he,

khata hona bhi Mumkin he.,
Hamesha yad rkhna tum,
Rishte Rooth jane Se,

Kabhi Toota Nahe kartay.
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WAS IT A CAR OR
A CAT I SAW …

“WASITACARORACATISAW”

…This is the only English
sentence which even
if we read in reverse
I’ll give the same
sentence…
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Har Roz Bhula Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho
Hanstey Ko Rula Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho

Nahi Hy Mohabbat Tou Saaf Keh Do
Kyun Umeed Badha Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho

Hum Tumhei’n Bhuulne Lagty Hyn Jab Bhi
Aa k Pyaar Jata Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho

Jante Bhi Ho k Ek Hi Dia Hy Mere Ghar Mein
Phir Bhi Hawa Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho

Bhoolne Ka Jo Mujhy Har Roz kehty Ho
Yun Yaad dila Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho

Khud Hi Khety Ho k Nasha Haram Hy
Aur Jaam Bhi Thama Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho.
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(Parveen Shakir)

Nazar Jab Us Se Milti The..
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi..

Bas Ek Dharrkan Dharrakti The..
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi

Ussay Milney Se Pehley,
Me Boht Sajti Sanwrti
Thi

Magar Jab Wo Sanwarta Tha
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi

Me Aksar Kitabon Pe.
Us Ka Naam Likhti Thi.

Magr Kuch Wo Jo Likhta Tha
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi

Me Aksar Ye Hi Kehti
Thi
Me Tum Se Pyar Karti Hon

Magar Jab Wo Ye Kehta Tha
Me Dunya Bhool Jati Thi…
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Poetry Of The Nite

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Tera … Hone Laga Hoon

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Khooo Ne Laga Hoon

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Baqi Kal Sunaoun Ga

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Ab Me Soney Laga Hoon..

Gud Nite..
Sweet Dreamz.. ;->
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I Remember How Much U Hurt Me …

I Say …
I Am Fine Alone…

… But Why Does My Stupid Heart Miss U !

Why Do I Need That Hurt To Feel Alive …

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Everybody Searches
For A Chance To
Impress Other
But
They Don’t Understands
…That
Impressions Are Made
By Very Casual
Happening … =)

G o.0 d
M o r n ! n g
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If
10 People Care 4 U,
One Of Them Is Me…

If 1 Person Cares 4 U
That Would Be Me Again…

If No 1 Cares 4 U That Means
I’m Not In This World!!!
U May Miss Me,
U May Ignore Me,
U May Even Forget Me,
But One Day If U Wanna C Me,
Dont Search,
just C Ur Shadow,
I Wil Be There.

Trust Me!!
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Hello!!
What’s Wrong With Your Mobile?
Tried So Many Times
But
Every Time I Call It Says:

The Subscriber Your Are Trying
To Reach Is In Your Heart!
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Dentist’s Advice One
Secret of Good Health:

…Always Treat Your Toothbrush
Like A Girlfriend!!!

Don’t Let Anybody Else Use It
&
Get A New 1 Every 3 Months.! B-)

Boys Wake up.

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Consequences of American Life Style:

The Wife Came Into The House
Screaming 2 Her Husband:

“Darling, Come Quick!
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Ur Kids N My Kids R
Beating “Our Kids”.=PXD

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Kis Kis Ko Roko Gey Tum
Kis Kis Pe Hath Uthao Gey,
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Dil Jab Mujhe Yad Kare Ga
Kese Dil Ko Samjhao Gey.
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Jis Ki Chaaho Gey Jab
Chaaho Gey Woh Chahat,
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Tumhe Mil Jayegi Par Jo Chahe
Meri Tarha Woh Dil Kahan Se Laoge.
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Abhi Loat Aao Abhi Manzil
Tum Ko Pukaarti Hai,
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Kahin Or Palto Gey To
Raste Tak Bhool Jaoge.
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Chhor To Diya Mujhe Par
Kabhi Yeh Socha Bhi Tumne
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Ab Kabhi Jhoot Bola To
Kis Ki Qasmein Khao Gey.
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Jab Jab Wafa Ka Zikr Kia
Tab Tab Tum Hans Jate The,
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Par Ab Wafa Ka Naam Lia To
Hanste Hanste Ro Jaoge.

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“Classic Example Of Students
For Different Age Groups”:

1st to 3rd Standard:
…Hey I Studied Everything For Exam

4th to 6th std:
…Hey That Question Was Very Hard
So I Din’t Read Tht…

6th to 8th std:
Hey Studied Only Important Questions

8th to 10th std:
Abay 4 Chapters Is Enufff !!

College:
What ? ? Exam Is Tomorrow!!

University:
Oh ! Aaj Exam Hy Kisi Ne Bataya He Nahi … =D =D =P

Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Day

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Kuch Nahi.
Happy Raha Karo! Bas Yehi Kehna Tha. 🙂
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Us ne mujhe ye keh kar chor diya Faraz Kabhi dekha hai Tum ne Aaeena????

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Main ne kaha Dekha to Nahi Aaeena par dekhi hai film “CHAANDI CHOWK TO CHINA”
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Sorry Aapki Neend Ko Disturb Kya.

Lekin Kya Karon Abhi Abhi Allama Iqbal Mere Khuab Main Aaye Aur Kaha:

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“Soi Hui Quom Ko Jaga Do.”

Aur Khud So Jao.

Good Night.

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Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len. 🙂
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Peeep…Peeep…

Peeeee….Peeeeep..

Peeeeeep…

Peep..Peep..Peeeeeep..

Peeeep..Peep.Peeep..

Peeeeeeeeep

Saamnay se Hat Jao Mera SMS Aa Raha hai.
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Ae meray Rabba,
“Day Carry Dabba”

Ae meray Moula,
“Day 2009 corolla”

Aye meray Moula,
“Sutt bumb da Gola”

“Na raway Karachi Univeresty”
“Na pavy result da Rola”
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Barray Be-reham Hain Tere Shehar k Log Faraz…

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Msg kar k Puchtay Hain

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Ye Khota Kis Ka Hai.
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Arz Hai Aladdin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin.
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Aaj Ka Din… 🙂
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Kehtay hain k ISHQ mai neend Urr jati hai
Faraz…
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Koi Humse bhi to Ishq Karay! Kambakhat Sehri mai neend bohat aati hai. 🙂
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Here comes the Day, Once in a blue moon.

With Chanda mama shining up bright.

And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.

Shining down on the earth wishing us
Happy Eid Mubarak
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Chahat ki us Manzil pe ja pohncha hn Faraz…

Koi dekhe teri janib, mujhe acha nahi lagta.

Santa Banta SMS and Jokes

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 128 Characters

Life is only traveled once; today’s moment becomes tomorrow’s memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 154 Characters

Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 160 Characters

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 149 Characters

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 140 Characters

Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 137 Characters

Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 118 Characters

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u’ll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 159 Characters

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 130 Characters

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 153 Characters

Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 148 Characters

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u’ll always be special to me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 127 Characters

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 71 Characters

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 84 Characters

I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 110 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 105 Characters

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 147 Characters

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 160 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 102 Characters

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 93 Characters

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 153 Characters

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 159 Characters

There’s no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 137 Characters

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go… I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Never luk for a Gud Face, it’ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it’ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that’ll miss u every day.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u,
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 176 Characters

We cannot be together,
But we’ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 72 Characters

I don’t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don’t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love You,’ and the way you’re always there.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I’ll always be there 4 you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 138 Characters

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 155 Characters

Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I love U’ to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u’ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you. 2

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters

You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 92 Characters

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we’ll win every fight.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 120 Characters

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters

Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u’ve found luv.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

When we were kids, we couldn’t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 157 Characters

‘I Trust You’ is a better compliment than ‘I Love You’ because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 140 Characters

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I’d stand & wait in the world’s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 99 Characters

How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 125 Characters

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 154 Characters

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 81 Characters

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 163 Characters

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 144 Characters

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 160 Characters

Jeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 128 CharactersLife is only traveled once; today’s moment becomes tomorrow’s memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 154 Characters

Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 160 Characters

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 149 Characters

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 140 Characters

Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 137 Characters

Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 118 Characters

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u’ll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 159 Characters

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 130 Characters

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 153 Characters

Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 148 Characters

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u’ll always be special to me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 127 Characters

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 71 Characters

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 84 Characters

I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 110 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 105 Characters

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 147 Characters

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 160 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 102 Characters

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 93 Characters

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 153 Characters

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 159 Characters

There’s no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 137 Characters

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go… I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Never luk for a Gud Face, it’ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it’ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that’ll miss u every day.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u,
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 176 Characters

We cannot be together,
But we’ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 72 Characters

I don’t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don’t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love You,’ and the way you’re always there.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I’ll always be there 4 you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 138 Characters

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 155 Characters

Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I love U’ to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u’ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you. 2

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters

You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 92 Characters

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we’ll win every fight.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 120 Characters

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters

Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u’ve found luv.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

When we were kids, we couldn’t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 157 Characters

‘I Trust You’ is a better compliment than ‘I Love You’ because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 140 Characters

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I’d stand & wait in the world’s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 99 Characters

How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 125 Characters

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 154 Characters

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 81 Characters

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 163 Characters

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 144 Characters

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 160 Characters

Jeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters

English Love SMS Romantic SMS

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 147 Characters

No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 151 Characters

Don’t go for looks,
they can deceive
Don’t go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 166 Characters

Q:Wat is luv?
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece…!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr…Trust Me!!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 139 Characters

I’ll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever’s what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits…..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters

Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters

Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I’ll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters

In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 133 Characters

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters

U’ll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U’ll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U’ll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi’ll always luv u…!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 149 Characters

Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES’S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say’I LOVE YOU.’

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 140 Characters

Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 119 Characters

Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 161 Characters

when daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U….!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters

I was asked about Newton’s law and I said I don’t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn’t sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 109 Characters

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 146 Characters

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”. When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 159 Characters

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 177 Characters

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 165 Characters

Sometimes in life we think we don’t need anyone. But sometime we don’t have anyone when we need… So don’t let your best buddies go ever…

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 140 Characters

Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know,  Maybe I will never show..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 169 Characters