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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
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# so Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see …….how Sweetly I LIE

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U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds……
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool…………
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I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let�s start with
Your bank account.
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Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

“Lets practice maths. . .
Ok?

Lets start with addition.

Example:

Your aunt gave you 2 oranges
n 2 bananas.

Whats your answer?”

“Thannk You Auntie!!”
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New Traffic Logo

Please Drive Carefully

As Doctors Are On Strike …. 😉
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Funny Sentence Written
On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl
Walking On Side Of The Road:

“You Are Not Looking At
The Road Right Now,
Be Careful..!” 😉
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When
do you knw ur in love?
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When you start searching for the
cheapest mobile plan 😉
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A Line Written On
Guy’s T Shirt:

All Girls Are Devil
But
My Wife Is Queen…

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Of Them..!!!:-)=P
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~ Giggling Bites ~

If She Is Single . . .
You Have The Whole
World To Compete With . . .

If She Is Committed ,
You At Least Know
Whom To Compete With . . . =P =D
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Girl:- Wats The Proof That U Miss Me..?

Boy:- C my cheeks..

My mamma slapped me..

Coz i was smiling while sleeping..

Thinkng of U..
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In Bed,
It’s 6AM,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it’s 7:45 😀 😀

But In class,
It’s 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It’s still 9:31 😀 😀

Ugly truth
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Steps To Do Before
Studying

– Shut Down The Lappie

…- Hide It

And

– Pretend As If
I Don’t Know
Where It Is . . . =P ;->
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# Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…

Jan|X

Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->

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Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work
make less mistakes.

People who do no work
make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes
gets promoted.

Thats why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.
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12 boys pland 2 propose a girl.

10 came wid a rose

Bt 1 came wid a ring
Dats CONFIDENCE.

Bt wat abt d othr 1?
Wo saala baraat leke aya-OVER CONFIDENCE :
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If ur eyes r sweet,
u will love the world,
but
if ur tongue is sweet,
the world will love u,
&
if both r sweet,

Phir to aap tofan macha dain gy,
MERI TARAH 😉
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”Nothing is old nothing is new,
Its just a matter of point of view,

Enjoy life as happy days r few.
Bcoz life is an ocean & happy moments are like dew.
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# A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don’t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don’t Flirt Wid Strange Women.

I Sleep At Eight O’clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON.” =P ;->

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Son To Papa:Why Mother Sitting So Silent ?

Papa:Nothing Son,
She Asked For Lipstick,
But I Gave Her, ELFI… 😛
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In Next Generation child will sing:

Twinkle twinkle little Cigar,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.

Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Day

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Kuch Nahi.
Happy Raha Karo! Bas Yehi Kehna Tha. 🙂
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Us ne mujhe ye keh kar chor diya Faraz Kabhi dekha hai Tum ne Aaeena????

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Main ne kaha Dekha to Nahi Aaeena par dekhi hai film “CHAANDI CHOWK TO CHINA”
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Sorry Aapki Neend Ko Disturb Kya.

Lekin Kya Karon Abhi Abhi Allama Iqbal Mere Khuab Main Aaye Aur Kaha:

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“Soi Hui Quom Ko Jaga Do.”

Aur Khud So Jao.

Good Night.

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Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len. 🙂
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Peeep…Peeep…

Peeeee….Peeeeep..

Peeeeeep…

Peep..Peep..Peeeeeep..

Peeeep..Peep.Peeep..

Peeeeeeeeep

Saamnay se Hat Jao Mera SMS Aa Raha hai.
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Ae meray Rabba,
“Day Carry Dabba”

Ae meray Moula,
“Day 2009 corolla”

Aye meray Moula,
“Sutt bumb da Gola”

“Na raway Karachi Univeresty”
“Na pavy result da Rola”
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Barray Be-reham Hain Tere Shehar k Log Faraz…

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Msg kar k Puchtay Hain

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Ye Khota Kis Ka Hai.
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Arz Hai Aladdin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin.
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Aaj Ka Din… 🙂
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Kehtay hain k ISHQ mai neend Urr jati hai
Faraz…
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Koi Humse bhi to Ishq Karay! Kambakhat Sehri mai neend bohat aati hai. 🙂
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Here comes the Day, Once in a blue moon.

With Chanda mama shining up bright.

And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.

Shining down on the earth wishing us
Happy Eid Mubarak
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Chahat ki us Manzil pe ja pohncha hn Faraz…

Koi dekhe teri janib, mujhe acha nahi lagta.