Girl: I Hate You Get Lost.
I Don’t Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over.
Boy: What happened? I Didn’t Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You.
.
.
.
Girl: Shut Up I Don’t Wanna Be With
You You Didn’t * “Like” * My Status On Facebook. 😦
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Girl’s Status On FB….
…I’m Feeling Sad N Lonely….
1862 Comments..!!
Boy’s Status On FB…
Goiing 2 Sucide..
2 Likes N 1 Comment
Yar
…Apni Bike Ki Chabi..
N
Mobile Deja..
N Tension Mat Lena Dono K Sath
Teri GF Ko B Sambhal Lunga. 🙂
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Mein Sun k us ki Sub baten,
Faqatitna hi keh paye.
Khafa hona, Mana Lena,
Ye Sadyon Se Riwayat he,
Mohabbat ki Alaamat he.
Giley Shikwey kro Mujhse,
Tumhen sari ijazat he.
Mgar ik baat Meri bhi,
Zra tum yad rkh Lena..
Kabhi Aisa bhi hota he,
Hawaen rukh bdalti hen,
Khizaen Lot Aati hen,,
Khataen ho hi jati hein.,,
Khafa hona bhi Mumkin he,
khata hona bhi Mumkin he.,
Hamesha yad rkhna tum,
Rishte Rooth jane Se,
Kabhi Toota Nahe kartay.
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WAS IT A CAR OR
A CAT I SAW …
“WASITACARORACATISAW”
…This is the only English
sentence which even
if we read in reverse
I’ll give the same
sentence…
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Har Roz Bhula Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho
Hanstey Ko Rula Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho
Nahi Hy Mohabbat Tou Saaf Keh Do
Kyun Umeed Badha Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho
Hum Tumhei’n Bhuulne Lagty Hyn Jab Bhi
Aa k Pyaar Jata Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho
Jante Bhi Ho k Ek Hi Dia Hy Mere Ghar Mein
Phir Bhi Hawa Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho
Bhoolne Ka Jo Mujhy Har Roz kehty Ho
Yun Yaad dila Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho
Khud Hi Khety Ho k Nasha Haram Hy
Aur Jaam Bhi Thama Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho.
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(Parveen Shakir)
Nazar Jab Us Se Milti The..
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi..
Bas Ek Dharrkan Dharrakti The..
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi
Ussay Milney Se Pehley,
Me Boht Sajti Sanwrti
Thi
Magar Jab Wo Sanwarta Tha
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi
Me Aksar Kitabon Pe.
Us Ka Naam Likhti Thi.
Magr Kuch Wo Jo Likhta Tha
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi
Me Aksar Ye Hi Kehti
Thi
Me Tum Se Pyar Karti Hon
Magar Jab Wo Ye Kehta Tha
Me Dunya Bhool Jati Thi…
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Poetry Of The Nite
.
Tera … Hone Laga Hoon
.
.
Khooo Ne Laga Hoon
.
.
Baqi Kal Sunaoun Ga
.
Ab Me Soney Laga Hoon..
Gud Nite..
Sweet Dreamz.. ;->
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I Remember How Much U Hurt Me …
I Say …
I Am Fine Alone…
… But Why Does My Stupid Heart Miss U !
Why Do I Need That Hurt To Feel Alive …
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Everybody Searches
For A Chance To
Impress Other
But
They Don’t Understands
…That
Impressions Are Made
By Very Casual
Happening … =)
G o.0 d
M o r n ! n g
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If
10 People Care 4 U,
One Of Them Is Me…
If 1 Person Cares 4 U
That Would Be Me Again…
If No 1 Cares 4 U That Means
I’m Not In This World!!!
U May Miss Me,
U May Ignore Me,
U May Even Forget Me,
But One Day If U Wanna C Me,
Dont Search,
just C Ur Shadow,
I Wil Be There.
Trust Me!!
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Hello!!
What’s Wrong With Your Mobile?
Tried So Many Times
But
Every Time I Call It Says:
The Subscriber Your Are Trying
To Reach Is In Your Heart!
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Dentist’s Advice One
Secret of Good Health:
…Always Treat Your Toothbrush
Like A Girlfriend!!!
Don’t Let Anybody Else Use It
&
Get A New 1 Every 3 Months.! B-)
Boys Wake up.
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Consequences of American Life Style:
The Wife Came Into The House
Screaming 2 Her Husband:
“Darling, Come Quick!
…
Ur Kids N My Kids R
Beating “Our Kids”.=PXD
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Kis Kis Ko Roko Gey Tum
Kis Kis Pe Hath Uthao Gey,
…
Dil Jab Mujhe Yad Kare Ga
Kese Dil Ko Samjhao Gey.
~*~
Jis Ki Chaaho Gey Jab
Chaaho Gey Woh Chahat,
…
Tumhe Mil Jayegi Par Jo Chahe
Meri Tarha Woh Dil Kahan Se Laoge.
~*~
Abhi Loat Aao Abhi Manzil
Tum Ko Pukaarti Hai,
…
Kahin Or Palto Gey To
Raste Tak Bhool Jaoge.
~*~
Chhor To Diya Mujhe Par
Kabhi Yeh Socha Bhi Tumne
…
Ab Kabhi Jhoot Bola To
Kis Ki Qasmein Khao Gey.
~*~
Jab Jab Wafa Ka Zikr Kia
Tab Tab Tum Hans Jate The,
…
Par Ab Wafa Ka Naam Lia To
Hanste Hanste Ro Jaoge.
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“Classic Example Of Students
For Different Age Groups”:
1st to 3rd Standard:
…Hey I Studied Everything For Exam
4th to 6th std:
…Hey That Question Was Very Hard
So I Din’t Read Tht…
6th to 8th std:
Hey Studied Only Important Questions
8th to 10th std:
Abay 4 Chapters Is Enufff !!
College:
What ? ? Exam Is Tomorrow!!
University:
Oh ! Aaj Exam Hy Kisi Ne Bataya He Nahi … =D =D =P