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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

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2 men meet, both lookin 4 their lost wives.

1st: How does your wife look like? 2nd Shes 5’9″, 36-24-36, fair,blondeblue eyed & urs?

1st: Forget mine, lets search yours.

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A woman removed her jeans, throws it at her boyfrnd n said MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN. Guy removed his jeans, threw it at the women n said WASH BOTH THE JEANS

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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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Bride’s Dad hands a note to the groom: ‘GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.’ Groom gave another note back to father: ‘CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.’

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6 Feet girl to her boss: I’m being sexually harassed.
Boss: how?
Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.
Boss: Whats da problem in dat?
Girl: Hes 3 feet tall

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Woman complaining to the dentist “I rather get pregnant then having a tooth filled”

Dentist: “Decide fast so that I can adjust the chair accordingly”

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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

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What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday.

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Teacher ne kaha-translate hindi to english, “khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai”. Santa translated-“Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast”!!! 🙂

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6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
.
LG KG 195

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A doctor says to a man “You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day.” Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says “How is your love life since you have been running?” “I don’t know, I’m 140 miles away!”

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“Do U drink?” Girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law.Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation…;