Asif Ali Zardari Funny SMS and Jokes

Zardari SMS Jokes

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

Girl’s Mobile Number

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Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.
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Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai……..
Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka…….

Mere kareeb to aao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
koi kahani sunao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
kisi bhi jhoote dilaase se dil ko behlao to sahi,
bus aaj toot ke chaho ki bahut udaas hoon mai.

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Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?
main ne kya bigara hai tumhara?
Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga.

Ha ha ha ha

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Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?

Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay.

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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

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Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

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Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…

Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!

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7 Responses to Asif Ali Zardari Funny SMS and Jokes

  1. sms pot says:

    Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
    Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
    Ding Dong.
    Ding Dong.
    Zardari ne beth k socha k,
    Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
    Bibi ko marengy goli,
    Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
    Ding Dong.
    Ding Dong.
    Par Army bari siyani thi
    Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
    Par army bech se nikal gai,
    Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
    Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
    Ding Dong.
    Ding Dong.
    Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum

  2. Funny SMS says:

    Ba Adab

    Ba Mulahiza

    Hoshiyar

    Beghairat-e-Azam

    Badshah-e-Kanjaran

    Zaleel-ul-Mulk

    Shahenshah-e-Jooa

    Sardar-e-Haraami

    Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

  3. bloody man says:

    jin: kia hukum hai mere aaqa ??

    admi: is mulk ka saara paisa mere account me daal do.

    jin: aaqa hukum karain backvaas na karain mai jin hoon zardari nahi

  4. Zahid Shah says:

    Jhot Bolna

    Aur Wada Khilafi

    Mere Pasandida

    Amal Hain..

    Asif Ali Zardari…

  5. Zahid Shah says:

    Bhookey ko khana khilanay se
    behtar hai k banda ghorron ko
    saib ka murabba khila de..

    (Molana Asif Ali Zardari)

    zahid_shah430@yahoo.com

  6. Zahid Shah says:

    Best Husband Of Sheere Rehman

    & The Nomines Are

    1) Ameen Fahim From The Movie “B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka”

    2) Asif Zardari From The Movie “Jis Ki Haddi Us Ki Kuttiya”

    3) Nisar Khoro From The Movie “Ganja Tera Aashiq”

    4) Rehman Malik From The Movie “Sssshh..Father Or Husband?”

    & The Award Goes To

    Asif Zardari 4m The Movie “Jis Ki Haddi Us Ki Kutiya…

  7. dcetian32 says:

    These are the SMS / Jokes on Jeo & Jeenay Do Zardari! within the SMS / Text Messages category of Funny SMS; No need to introduce Mr. Asif Ali Zardari, everyone knows he’s President Of Pakistan. There are a lot of changings happened in his period of Presidency. Many of Pakistanis and other country people likes him and many dislikes. So now a days he’s also uses as a Noun in SMS Messages. You can also Submit Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS Asif Ali Zardari SMS, benazir sms, musharaf sms, Nawaz sharif sms, Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS / Text Messages, geo aur jeenay do zardari, geenay do zardari.

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