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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
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# so Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see …….how Sweetly I LIE

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U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds……
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool…………
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I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let�s start with
Your bank account.
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Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

“Lets practice maths. . .
Ok?

Lets start with addition.

Example:

Your aunt gave you 2 oranges
n 2 bananas.

Whats your answer?”

“Thannk You Auntie!!”
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New Traffic Logo

Please Drive Carefully

As Doctors Are On Strike ….
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Funny Sentence Written
On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl
Walking On Side Of The Road:

“You Are Not Looking At
The Road Right Now,
Be Careful..!”
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When
do you knw ur in love?
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When you start searching for the
cheapest mobile plan
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A Line Written On
Guy’s T Shirt:

All Girls Are Devil
But
My Wife Is Queen…

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Of Them..!!!:-)=P
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~ Giggling Bites ~

If She Is Single . . .
You Have The Whole
World To Compete With . . .

If She Is Committed ,
You At Least Know
Whom To Compete With . . . =P =D
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Girl:- Wats The Proof That U Miss Me..?

Boy:- C my cheeks..

My mamma slapped me..

Coz i was smiling while sleeping..

Thinkng of U..
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In Bed,
It’s 6AM,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it’s 7:45

But In class,
It’s 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It’s still 9:31

Ugly truth
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Steps To Do Before
Studying

- Shut Down The Lappie

…- Hide It

And

- Pretend As If
I Don’t Know
Where It Is . . . =P ;->
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# Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…

Jan|X

Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->

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Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work
make less mistakes.

People who do no work
make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes
gets promoted.

Thats why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.
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12 boys pland 2 propose a girl.

10 came wid a rose

Bt 1 came wid a ring
Dats CONFIDENCE.

Bt wat abt d othr 1?
Wo saala baraat leke aya-OVER CONFIDENCE :
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If ur eyes r sweet,
u will love the world,
but
if ur tongue is sweet,
the world will love u,
&
if both r sweet,

Phir to aap tofan macha dain gy,
MERI TARAH
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”Nothing is old nothing is new,
Its just a matter of point of view,

Enjoy life as happy days r few.
Bcoz life is an ocean & happy moments are like dew.
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# A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don’t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don’t Flirt Wid Strange Women.

I Sleep At Eight O’clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON.” =P ;->

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Son To Papa:Why Mother Sitting So Silent ?

Papa:Nothing Son,
She Asked For Lipstick,
But I Gave Her, ELFI…
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In Next Generation child will sing:

Twinkle twinkle little Cigar,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.

Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day

Girl: I Hate You Get Lost.

I Don’t Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over.

Boy: What happened? I Didn’t Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You.

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Girl: Shut Up I Don’t Wanna Be With

You You Didn’t * “Like” * My Status On Facebook.

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Girl’s Status On FB….
…I’m Feeling Sad N Lonely….

1862 Comments..!!

Boy’s Status On FB…
Goiing 2 Sucide..
2 Likes N 1 Comment
Yar
…Apni Bike Ki Chabi..
N
Mobile Deja..
N Tension Mat Lena Dono K Sath
Teri GF Ko B Sambhal Lunga.
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Mein Sun k us ki Sub baten,
Faqatitna hi keh paye.

Khafa hona, Mana Lena,
Ye Sadyon Se Riwayat he,

Mohabbat ki Alaamat he.
Giley Shikwey kro Mujhse,
Tumhen sari ijazat he.

Mgar ik baat Meri bhi,
Zra tum yad rkh Lena..

Kabhi Aisa bhi hota he,
Hawaen rukh bdalti hen,
Khizaen Lot Aati hen,,

Khataen ho hi jati hein.,,
Khafa hona bhi Mumkin he,

khata hona bhi Mumkin he.,
Hamesha yad rkhna tum,
Rishte Rooth jane Se,

Kabhi Toota Nahe kartay.
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WAS IT A CAR OR
A CAT I SAW …

“WASITACARORACATISAW”

…This is the only English
sentence which even
if we read in reverse
I’ll give the same
sentence…
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Har Roz Bhula Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho
Hanstey Ko Rula Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho

Nahi Hy Mohabbat Tou Saaf Keh Do
Kyun Umeed Badha Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho

Hum Tumhei’n Bhuulne Lagty Hyn Jab Bhi
Aa k Pyaar Jata Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho

Jante Bhi Ho k Ek Hi Dia Hy Mere Ghar Mein
Phir Bhi Hawa Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho

Bhoolne Ka Jo Mujhy Har Roz kehty Ho
Yun Yaad dila Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho

Khud Hi Khety Ho k Nasha Haram Hy
Aur Jaam Bhi Thama Dete Ho Kamal Kerty Ho.
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(Parveen Shakir)

Nazar Jab Us Se Milti The..
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi..

Bas Ek Dharrkan Dharrakti The..
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi

Ussay Milney Se Pehley,
Me Boht Sajti Sanwrti
Thi

Magar Jab Wo Sanwarta Tha
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi

Me Aksar Kitabon Pe.
Us Ka Naam Likhti Thi.

Magr Kuch Wo Jo Likhta Tha
Me Khud Ko Bhool Jati Thi

Me Aksar Ye Hi Kehti
Thi
Me Tum Se Pyar Karti Hon

Magar Jab Wo Ye Kehta Tha
Me Dunya Bhool Jati Thi…
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Poetry Of The Nite

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Tera … Hone Laga Hoon

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Khooo Ne Laga Hoon

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Baqi Kal Sunaoun Ga

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Ab Me Soney Laga Hoon..

Gud Nite..
Sweet Dreamz.. ;->
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I Remember How Much U Hurt Me …

I Say …
I Am Fine Alone…

… But Why Does My Stupid Heart Miss U !

Why Do I Need That Hurt To Feel Alive …

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Everybody Searches
For A Chance To
Impress Other
But
They Don’t Understands
…That
Impressions Are Made
By Very Casual
Happening … =)

G o.0 d
M o r n ! n g
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If
10 People Care 4 U,
One Of Them Is Me…

If 1 Person Cares 4 U
That Would Be Me Again…

If No 1 Cares 4 U That Means
I’m Not In This World!!!
U May Miss Me,
U May Ignore Me,
U May Even Forget Me,
But One Day If U Wanna C Me,
Dont Search,
just C Ur Shadow,
I Wil Be There.

Trust Me!!
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Hello!!
What’s Wrong With Your Mobile?
Tried So Many Times
But
Every Time I Call It Says:

The Subscriber Your Are Trying
To Reach Is In Your Heart!
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Dentist’s Advice One
Secret of Good Health:

…Always Treat Your Toothbrush
Like A Girlfriend!!!

Don’t Let Anybody Else Use It
&
Get A New 1 Every 3 Months.! B-)

Boys Wake up.

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Consequences of American Life Style:

The Wife Came Into The House
Screaming 2 Her Husband:

“Darling, Come Quick!
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Ur Kids N My Kids R
Beating “Our Kids”.=PXD

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Kis Kis Ko Roko Gey Tum
Kis Kis Pe Hath Uthao Gey,
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Dil Jab Mujhe Yad Kare Ga
Kese Dil Ko Samjhao Gey.
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Jis Ki Chaaho Gey Jab
Chaaho Gey Woh Chahat,
…
Tumhe Mil Jayegi Par Jo Chahe
Meri Tarha Woh Dil Kahan Se Laoge.
~*~
Abhi Loat Aao Abhi Manzil
Tum Ko Pukaarti Hai,
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Kahin Or Palto Gey To
Raste Tak Bhool Jaoge.
~*~
Chhor To Diya Mujhe Par
Kabhi Yeh Socha Bhi Tumne
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Ab Kabhi Jhoot Bola To
Kis Ki Qasmein Khao Gey.
~*~
Jab Jab Wafa Ka Zikr Kia
Tab Tab Tum Hans Jate The,
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Par Ab Wafa Ka Naam Lia To
Hanste Hanste Ro Jaoge.

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“Classic Example Of Students
For Different Age Groups”:

1st to 3rd Standard:
…Hey I Studied Everything For Exam

4th to 6th std:
…Hey That Question Was Very Hard
So I Din’t Read Tht…

6th to 8th std:
Hey Studied Only Important Questions

8th to 10th std:
Abay 4 Chapters Is Enufff !!

College:
What ? ? Exam Is Tomorrow!!

University:
Oh ! Aaj Exam Hy Kisi Ne Bataya He Nahi … =D =D =P

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Here comes the Day, Once in a blue moon.

With Chanda mama shining up bright.

And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.

Shining down on the earth wishing us
Happy Eid Mubarak
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Height Of Innocence:

Little Children pray on Aftari at Evening.

Oh God on this Eid Please give clothes for all Those Poor Ladies who are in my Elder brother’s Computer.
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Aaj ki Dunya Boht Advance hai.

Isi Advance Dunya ki Advance Technology Mai Rehne Waley.

1 Advance Banday ki Taraf se Aapko

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*.* EID MUBARAK *.*
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# Wishing you Happy Eid Mubarak in advance,
For the following 10 Years.

2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018

Agar Coming 10 Years main aapko koi Pehle Wish karne ka dawa kary.

To Ek Rakh k chamat dena aur ye msg dikha dena. Ok?

Don’t Delete It.

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Is Msg Ko Aagy Fwd Zaroor Karen.
Kya Pata Aapki Wajah se Kisi Ka Bhala Hojaye.

“Jin Larkiyon ko Is EID pe Date Maarny k liye.

Ya apni Friends ko Jalanay k liye ek Pyaare se Boyfriend ki zaroorat ho to woh is Mobile Number pe Contact Karen…”

0321-26296xx

Ye Kaam Insaani Khidmat k Tehat bila Muaawza kya Jata Hai.
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Hello meri jaan!
Jano ek Baat batoo
Tum mujhse Sachi Batana
Jhoot Nahin bolna

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Tum mujhy se
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Eid ka koi Mahngha gift
To nahin mango gay?
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Asalam-o-Alaikum

Pyare dosto Aur Azizo.

Aaj 10 Roza hai, Main aaj se baqaida ailaan karta hon.

k Maine Eid Gifts, Dosti k Tohfay,
Cash, Cheques, Sweets, Tamam Mobile Cards, Perfumes waghera qabool karne ka aaghaz kar diya hai.

To Dair na kijiye, Rush se bachiye, Jaldi Laaiye, Waqt bachaiye.

Thank You.
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Aisi kya dua doon tujh ko,

Jo terey labon pe hansi ke phool khila de,

Bas yahi dua hai meri,

Sitaron si roshan khuda teri Taqdeer bana dey.

Ameen
EID MUBARAK
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Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfam behja hai.

Sitaron ne Aasman se Salam behja hai.

Mubarak ho Aap ko.

“EID ki Khushiyan”

Ye pegham hum ne aap ko advance behja hai..
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Pepeeeeeeeeeeep..

Kahin Traffic Jam na ho jaye

Is liye 5 din pehle

Aap Ko

Eid Mubarak

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Hum aap k dil mai rehte hain

Is liye har dard sehte hain

Koi hum se pehle WISH na kr dai aap ko

Is liye “5″ din pehly

“WELCOME EID MUBARAK”

Kehte hain
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Wishing u happiness
Wishing u laughter….
Each hour of Eid n everyday after Eid
many happy wishes 4 a truly perfect day
Eid Mubarak

Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Day

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Kuch Nahi.
Happy Raha Karo! Bas Yehi Kehna Tha.
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Us ne mujhe ye keh kar chor diya Faraz Kabhi dekha hai Tum ne Aaeena????

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Main ne kaha Dekha to Nahi Aaeena par dekhi hai film “CHAANDI CHOWK TO CHINA”
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Sorry Aapki Neend Ko Disturb Kya.

Lekin Kya Karon Abhi Abhi Allama Iqbal Mere Khuab Main Aaye Aur Kaha:

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“Soi Hui Quom Ko Jaga Do.”

Aur Khud So Jao.

Good Night.

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Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len.
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Peeep…Peeep…

Peeeee….Peeeeep..

Peeeeeep…

Peep..Peep..Peeeeeep..

Peeeep..Peep.Peeep..

Peeeeeeeeep

Saamnay se Hat Jao Mera SMS Aa Raha hai.
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Ae meray Rabba,
“Day Carry Dabba”

Ae meray Moula,
“Day 2009 corolla”

Aye meray Moula,
“Sutt bumb da Gola”

“Na raway Karachi Univeresty”
“Na pavy result da Rola”
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Barray Be-reham Hain Tere Shehar k Log Faraz…

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Msg kar k Puchtay Hain

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Ye Khota Kis Ka Hai.
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Arz Hai Aladdin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin.
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Aaj Ka Din…
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Kehtay hain k ISHQ mai neend Urr jati hai
Faraz…
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Koi Humse bhi to Ishq Karay! Kambakhat Sehri mai neend bohat aati hai.
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Here comes the Day, Once in a blue moon.

With Chanda mama shining up bright.

And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.

Shining down on the earth wishing us
Happy Eid Mubarak
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Chahat ki us Manzil pe ja pohncha hn Faraz…

Koi dekhe teri janib, mujhe acha nahi lagta.

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A female secretary was helping her boss to set his e-mail & asked him what word he wud like 2 use as password.

Wanting 2 embarass her he said-Penis.

She entered the pswd & almost died laughing at the computer’s response

<PASSWORD REJECTED>
“NOT LONG ENOUGH” !

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Two sardars decide to try Hot Dogs.

Upon getting their orders, the first sardar opens his hot dog, gets embarassed and asks his friend…..

WHICH PART OF THE DOG DID U GET?

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Research has proved that
” A Man who goes to sleep with sex on his mind wakes up with the solution in his hand!

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Rabert:Boss aapko ko kaun c teen Cheez pasand hein? Ajit:Ek mona,doosra sona,teesra mona ke sath sona.

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Six year old boy to a 4 year old boy
“Dude i found a condom in the balcony”

four year old boy
“Whats a balcony?????”

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A 90 yrs old man start making luv wid his 85 yrs old wife he start sucking her breast after 10 mins he died…
autopsy report coz of death………..

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expired milk!!!

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Husband:
Didu have any boy friend befor our marriage?
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main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?

Wife:

Abe mujhe gin to lene dde……..

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Q :WOMAN ALWAYS LIKED TO BE VIEWD IN TWO PIECES, BUT WHY NOT MAN?????

A: BECAUSE MAN’S SIZES GETS CHANGES ACOORDING TO SURROUNDINGS WHERE AS WOMAN’S DOSES NOT >>>>>>

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BOSS to secretary-buk my Tickets 4 london,aur suno mera naam “D K BOSE” likhwana warna airport pe mera naam “BhoseDK” announce hota hai….!

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BOy: MOM , why am I black & u r white ?
MOM: LIsten son, considering all da crazy things i did years ago,
U shud be thankful that u r not barking!

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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first,
lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

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A man had “I LOVE YOU” tattooed on his dick.
He went home and proudly showed his wife.
“There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth”,
she said.

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A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the
husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years
the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night,
while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,
she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated Leisure device…
a vibrator!

She went completely ballistic. “You impotent *******,” she screamed at
him,”how could you be lieing to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
I’ll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.”