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Here comes the Day, Once in a blue moon.

With Chanda mama shining up bright.

And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.

Shining down on the earth wishing us
Happy Eid Mubarak
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Height Of Innocence:

Little Children pray on Aftari at Evening.

Oh God on this Eid Please give clothes for all Those Poor Ladies who are in my Elder brother’s Computer.
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Aaj ki Dunya Boht Advance hai.

Isi Advance Dunya ki Advance Technology Mai Rehne Waley.

1 Advance Banday ki Taraf se Aapko

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# Wishing you Happy Eid Mubarak in advance,
For the following 10 Years.

2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018

Agar Coming 10 Years main aapko koi Pehle Wish karne ka dawa kary.

To Ek Rakh k chamat dena aur ye msg dikha dena. Ok?

Don’t Delete It.

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Is Msg Ko Aagy Fwd Zaroor Karen.
Kya Pata Aapki Wajah se Kisi Ka Bhala Hojaye.

“Jin Larkiyon ko Is EID pe Date Maarny k liye.

Ya apni Friends ko Jalanay k liye ek Pyaare se Boyfriend ki zaroorat ho to woh is Mobile Number pe Contact Karen…”

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Ye Kaam Insaani Khidmat k Tehat bila Muaawza kya Jata Hai.
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Hello meri jaan!
Jano ek Baat batoo
Tum mujhse Sachi Batana
Jhoot Nahin bolna

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Tum mujhy se
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Eid ka koi Mahngha gift
To nahin mango gay?
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Asalam-o-Alaikum

Pyare dosto Aur Azizo.

Aaj 10 Roza hai, Main aaj se baqaida ailaan karta hon.

k Maine Eid Gifts, Dosti k Tohfay,
Cash, Cheques, Sweets, Tamam Mobile Cards, Perfumes waghera qabool karne ka aaghaz kar diya hai.

To Dair na kijiye, Rush se bachiye, Jaldi Laaiye, Waqt bachaiye.

Thank You.
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Aisi kya dua doon tujh ko,

Jo terey labon pe hansi ke phool khila de,

Bas yahi dua hai meri,

Sitaron si roshan khuda teri Taqdeer bana dey.

Ameen
EID MUBARAK
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Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfam behja hai.

Sitaron ne Aasman se Salam behja hai.

Mubarak ho Aap ko.

“EID ki Khushiyan”

Ye pegham hum ne aap ko advance behja hai..
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Pepeeeeeeeeeeep..

Kahin Traffic Jam na ho jaye

Is liye 5 din pehle

Aap Ko

Eid Mubarak

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Hum aap k dil mai rehte hain

Is liye har dard sehte hain

Koi hum se pehle WISH na kr dai aap ko

Is liye “5″ din pehly

“WELCOME EID MUBARAK”

Kehte hain
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Wishing u happiness
Wishing u laughter….
Each hour of Eid n everyday after Eid
many happy wishes 4 a truly perfect day
Eid Mubarak

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Kuch Nahi.
Happy Raha Karo! Bas Yehi Kehna Tha.
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Us ne mujhe ye keh kar chor diya Faraz Kabhi dekha hai Tum ne Aaeena????

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Main ne kaha Dekha to Nahi Aaeena par dekhi hai film “CHAANDI CHOWK TO CHINA”
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Sorry Aapki Neend Ko Disturb Kya.

Lekin Kya Karon Abhi Abhi Allama Iqbal Mere Khuab Main Aaye Aur Kaha:

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“Soi Hui Quom Ko Jaga Do.”

Aur Khud So Jao.

Good Night.

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Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len.
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Peeep…Peeep…

Peeeee….Peeeeep..

Peeeeeep…

Peep..Peep..Peeeeeep..

Peeeep..Peep.Peeep..

Peeeeeeeeep

Saamnay se Hat Jao Mera SMS Aa Raha hai.
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Ae meray Rabba,
“Day Carry Dabba”

Ae meray Moula,
“Day 2009 corolla”

Aye meray Moula,
“Sutt bumb da Gola”

“Na raway Karachi Univeresty”
“Na pavy result da Rola”
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Barray Be-reham Hain Tere Shehar k Log Faraz…

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Msg kar k Puchtay Hain

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Ye Khota Kis Ka Hai.
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Arz Hai Aladdin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin.
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Aaj Ka Din…
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Kehtay hain k ISHQ mai neend Urr jati hai
Faraz…
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Koi Humse bhi to Ishq Karay! Kambakhat Sehri mai neend bohat aati hai.
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Here comes the Day, Once in a blue moon.

With Chanda mama shining up bright.

And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.

Shining down on the earth wishing us
Happy Eid Mubarak
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Chahat ki us Manzil pe ja pohncha hn Faraz…

Koi dekhe teri janib, mujhe acha nahi lagta.

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A female secretary was helping her boss to set his e-mail & asked him what word he wud like 2 use as password.

Wanting 2 embarass her he said-Penis.

She entered the pswd & almost died laughing at the computer’s response

<PASSWORD REJECTED>
“NOT LONG ENOUGH” !

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Two sardars decide to try Hot Dogs.

Upon getting their orders, the first sardar opens his hot dog, gets embarassed and asks his friend…..

WHICH PART OF THE DOG DID U GET?

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Research has proved that
” A Man who goes to sleep with sex on his mind wakes up with the solution in his hand!

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Rabert:Boss aapko ko kaun c teen Cheez pasand hein? Ajit:Ek mona,doosra sona,teesra mona ke sath sona.

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Six year old boy to a 4 year old boy
“Dude i found a condom in the balcony”

four year old boy
“Whats a balcony?????”

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A 90 yrs old man start making luv wid his 85 yrs old wife he start sucking her breast after 10 mins he died…
autopsy report coz of death………..

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expired milk!!!

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Husband:
Didu have any boy friend befor our marriage?
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main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?

Wife:

Abe mujhe gin to lene dde……..

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Q :WOMAN ALWAYS LIKED TO BE VIEWD IN TWO PIECES, BUT WHY NOT MAN?????

A: BECAUSE MAN’S SIZES GETS CHANGES ACOORDING TO SURROUNDINGS WHERE AS WOMAN’S DOSES NOT >>>>>>

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BOSS to secretary-buk my tikct4london,aur suno mera naam “D K BOSE” likhwana warna airport pe mera naam “BhoseDK” announce hota hai….!

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BOy: MOM , why am I black & u r white ?
MOM: LIsten son, considering all da crazy things i did years ago,
U shud be thankful that u r not barking!

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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first,
lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

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A man had “I LOVE YOU” tattooed on his dick.
He went home and proudly showed his wife.
“There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth”,
she said.

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A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the
husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years
the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night,
while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,
she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device…
a vibrator!

She went completely ballistic. “You impotent *******,” she screamed at
him,”how could you be lieing to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
I’ll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.”

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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

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2 men meet, both lookin 4 their lost wives.

1st: How does your wife look like? 2nd Shes 5′9″, 36-24-36, fair,blondeblue eyed & urs?

1st: Forget mine, lets search yours.

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A woman removed her jeans, throws it at her boyfrnd n said MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN. Guy removed his jeans, threw it at the women n said WASH BOTH THE JEANS

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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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Bride’s Dad hands a note to the groom: ‘GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.’ Groom gave another note back to father: ‘CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.’

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6 Feet girl to her boss: I’m being sexually harassed.
Boss: how?
Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.
Boss: Whats da problem in dat?
Girl: Hes 3 feet tall

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Woman complaining to the dentist “I rather get pregnant then having a tooth filled”

Dentist: “Decide fast so that I can adjust the chair accordingly”

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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

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What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday.

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Teacher ne kaha-translate hindi to english, “khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai”. Santa translated-”Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast”!!!

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6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
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LG KG 195

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A doctor says to a man “You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day.” Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says “How is your love life since you have been running?” “I don’t know, I’m 140 miles away!”

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“Do U drink?” Girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law.Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation…;